What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

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Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why are burglars such good tennis players ?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !

How many men escaped the destruction of Sodom?

A Lot.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ?

Andrew all her money out of the bank !

What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Gate Jokes More Gate Jokes

What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.