Why is it difficult to punish vampires?

They can't reflect on what they've done.

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Why is it difficult to punish vampires?

They can't reflect on what they've done.

How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer the dark.

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Why should you never disturb a mirror?

Because they are always reflecting.

What do you call it when a helicopter pilot reflects on his life?

HINDsight

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Why didn't they punish the student who hung himself?

He was already suspended.

Who punishes Colorado underage smokers?

COPD