Why should you never disturb a mirror?

Because they are always reflecting.

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How can you tell when an idiot's depressed?

Go stand in front of a mirror

What goes "krab krab krab"?

A: A dog barking in a mirror.

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What is white and disturbs your lunch?

An avalanche

What is white and disturbes your dinner?

An avalanche.

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Why is it difficult to punish vampires?

They can't reflect on what they've done.

Why do neutrons shoot through dense material, but get reflected by softer material during Radiography?

Have always been curious of this.