Why should you never disturb a mirror?

Because they are always reflecting.

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What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

What goes "krab krab krab"?

A: A dog barking in a mirror.

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Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

What is white and disturbs your breakfast?

An avalanche

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Why should you never disturb a mirror?

Because they are always reflecting.

Why is it difficult to punish vampires?

They can't reflect on what they've done.