Why should you never disturb a mirror?

Because they are always reflecting.

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Where's the best place to look for a joke?

The mirror

How much for the mirror?

Ma'am that's the cover of Vogue

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What is white and disturbes your dinner?

An avalanche.

What is white and disturbs your lunch?

An avalanche

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Why do neutrons shoot through dense material, but get reflected by softer material during Radiography?

Have always been curious of this.

What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.