Why should you never disturb a mirror?

Because they are always reflecting.

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Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

What goes "krab krab krab"?

A: A dog barking in a mirror.

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Where is Disturbed's favorite vacation spot?

Hawa-a-ai-i

What is white and disturbs your lunch?

An avalanche

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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

Why should you never disturb a mirror?

Because they are always reflecting.