How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer the dark.

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How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Darkness foreverrrr!

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Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl