How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer the dark.

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Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

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How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).