Who punishes Colorado underage smokers?

COPD

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Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

Why should the lower 48 states be the lower 46?

Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!

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How are electric outlets punished?

They're grounded.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.