Why is it hard dating an astronaut?

Because they have space issues.

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What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

What do you call a Mexican walking on the moon?

An astronaut you racist..

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Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple