Why is it hard dating an astronaut?

Because they have space issues.

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How do astronauts make a party?

They planet.

How do you tell an astronaut where they're going?

Straight up.

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What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn?

A: Out dated farming equipment.

What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...