How do astronauts make a party?

They planet.

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How do you tell an astronaut where they're going?

Straight up.

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

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What does an egg say at a party?

omelette

Why is Lamar Odom so much fun...?

Because, he's just dying to party.