How do astronauts make a party?

They planet.

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What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.

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Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country

Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!