Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

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Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

Why is there no phone books in china?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.