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There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.
There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.
Racism has many faces...
Hola.
After the last dog they just ate.
I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.
Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome.
Food.
One, while the rest were kung fu fighting
A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.
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They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding
They throw a toaster down the stairs.
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Because two Wongs don't make a white
When they wake up every morning.
Racism has many faces
Only one but he has to manufacture it first.
Because they ror.
Because to them it's boring.
I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!
they vote
Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.
On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)
Because its just wong
Chinatown
He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies
What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve
Because two wongs don't make a white
Because two wongs don't make a white!
Mourning Wood
They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot
And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?
When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.
They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".
Hide his paycheck with his kids.
My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.
You shouldn't smoke if your pregnant.
A: Oh-lay!
The children always end up with lice in their hair.
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