How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

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How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

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They all have chinks in their armor.

What do you do if the lights in a Chinese food restaurant are too bright?

Dim Sum.

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What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

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A condescending con descending.

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Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

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Why do we call them baby names?

They're HUMAN NAMES. They don't expire as you grow up.

How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang