How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

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How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

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What do Chinese lumberjacks do?

Chopsticks

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

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What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

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The stairs.

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How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

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Why do we call them baby names?

They're HUMAN NAMES. They don't expire as you grow up.

How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang