Wing Jokes

What does a new pilot do?

Wing it.

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What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

What do you call a fly without wings?

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Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

Why dont they use phone books in China?

Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!

Why have the Chinese not got telephone directories?

There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number.

What do you call a plane with no wings?

Fly Curious.

What Do You Call A Dog With Wings?

Linda McCartney

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What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly..."

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

What bird has wings but cannot fly ?

Roast turkey !

Why is there no phone books in china?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

A: She thought her maxi pad had wings

Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.

What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

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