Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...

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What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

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How is Microsoft like Bob Marley?

I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.

Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...