Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...

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How do Mexicans cut pizza?

Little Caesars (say it out loud)

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

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Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

What does M.Night Shyamalan always order when he goes out for ice cream?

A large twist cone.

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Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch