Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?

Because it's all heart.

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Why do marble statues look so mean?

A: They have hearts of stone.

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

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What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

Why is lettuce my favorite vegetable?

Just cos.