Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?

Because it's all heart.

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What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite Jane Austen quote?

There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart."**

What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal

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Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

What's in a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing ...