Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

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How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

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How many Mexicans does it take to run a computer?

Dos

Why do people smile in Africa?

So they won't run into each other in the dark.

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Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred

How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

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Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.