Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

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Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

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What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

Why can't you run through camp sites?

You can only ran because it's past tents.

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What is the most common disease for lettuce?

Icebergers

How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

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How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.

Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce