What does Axl Rose do before he prays?

Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!

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What's below your sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na knees?

Your Guns N' Toeses I'll see myself out.

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Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.