Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

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What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.

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What do Russians call their barbers?

Combrade

Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

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What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

Scalp Jokes More Scalp Jokes

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American?

A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.

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Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.