Recede Jokes

What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

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What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?

A receding hareline.

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common?

Just receding.

What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A: a receding hare-line.

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

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What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

What do you call eight rabbits walking backwards together?

A receding hare-line.

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you call a group of rabbits backing up?

A Receding hairline

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Recede Hareline Jokes More Recede Hareline Jokes

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?

A receding hareline.

Reverse Jokes More Reverse Jokes

What do you do if you're drunk and you run into your ex wife?

Reverse to make sure.

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

Hairline Jokes More Hairline Jokes

Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

Single File Jokes More Single File Jokes

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

100 Rabbit Jokes More 100 Rabbit Jokes

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A: a receding hare-line.

What do you call a group of rabbits backing up?

A Receding hairline

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

Who's skin is that?

Please step out of the vehicle sir."

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.

How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.