Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

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He had a lot of aspirations.

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An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

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None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.

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They use Bootox.

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A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

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A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

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Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY

Fowl Language Jokes More Fowl Language Jokes

Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

because he was using too much fowl language

Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.