Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

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What's better than watching a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

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What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

What should be done in case of apparent drowning?

Take the parent out of the water

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How did jesus get so fit?

He did lots of cross fit

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

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What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

Tennish

What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

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What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

What do you call a joke that makes fun of a woman, who has not consented to be made fun of?

misogynistic.

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When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

What do you call a potato who puts videos online?

A Youtuber

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Why did Tim Tebow's mom protest against the Russian soup truck?

It contained a borscht ton.

What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

Fowl Language Jokes More Fowl Language Jokes

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

because he was using too much fowl language