Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

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Who's there ! Cugat ! Cugat who ?

Cugat to love my jokes !

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

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What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up?

Italian

What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

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Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

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What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland."

Why is peter pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

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Why is Wendy never pregnant?

Because Peter's sperm Neverlands.

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.