Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

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Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

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What's the difference between a banana and a bann?

A bann grows on vines. I'll show myself out........

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

A: Because she grew another foot.

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Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

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What's Peter Pan's brother's name?

Peter Pot. He gets so high he never lands.

What do you call Peter Pan when he's barbequing?

Peter Grill

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What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

Why is Wendy never pregnant?

Because Peter's sperm Neverlands.