Why is peter pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

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Why does nobody laugh at zombie-Peter Pan's jokes?

He always tells them with a dead Pan face.

What do you call Peter Pan when he's barbequing?

Peter Grill

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

Why is Wendy never pregnant?

Because Peter's sperm Neverlands.