Why is peter pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

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What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What do you call a flying Grizzly?

a bearoplane

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Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

What do you call Peter Pan when he's barbequing?

Peter Grill

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Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland."