Neverland Jokes

Why was Peter Pan a bad boxer?

His punches Neverland.

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

Why is Wendy never pregnant?

Because Peter's sperm Neverlands.

Why is Peter Pan such a terrible pilot?

Because he Neverlands

What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland."

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

Why are Peter Pan's jokes not funny?

Because they Neverland

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

What's the name of the new shawarma restaurant in Neverland?

Pita Pan

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Why is peter pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

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