Why is Putin Always early?

because hes Russian (rush-en)

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Why did the chess master order a Russian bride?

He needed a Chech mate!

Why do most men hate Russian dolls?

Because they're so full of themselves.

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Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

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What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.