What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

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Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

What do you call an Italian guy with one arm shorter than the other?

A Speech Impediment :)

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What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

Why do mimes always lose arguments?

They don't have a say in anything!

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What if we gave people enough for three fries?

guy who invented ketchup packets

Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions?

Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.

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How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.