What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

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What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

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Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race?

Because nothing is faster then Liecht!

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

Why do people make offensive jokes about inbreeding?

It's retarded.

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What does Putin say during his new years speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov?

I'm putin' that guy to sleep