How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

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What do you call a Russian bovine made out of small flowerless plants?

A moss-cow

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

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What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don't look I'm changing!

What do you call a group of cars ?

A clutch !

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Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

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What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.