How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

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How do Russians put windows in?

Putin Windows duh.

What's the russian royalty's favorite type of fish?

Czar-dines!

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Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car?

He wax off.

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What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...

What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

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How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.