What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

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What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

What's Santa's favourite heavy metal band?

Sleigher

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What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

What's the biggest difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

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What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho

What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

high ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go