How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

Previous Random Joke Next
Know Jokes More Know Jokes

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

How do you know that you're too old?

When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?

A: He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."

Pork Chop Jokes More Pork Chop Jokes

How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!