How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

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Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

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Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

What is the most unethical thing you can legally buy?

Nestle products

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How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

What is the most effective way to remember your wife's Birthday?

Answer: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again. :D