They both fiddle with a rod
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He fiddled up a little kid.
He was fiddling with the kids. *
Because he might fiddle with your kids.
You can spill your beer on a fiddle.
A fiddle between the sheets
He just started fiddling with it.
A: Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.
If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).
He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography
They keep stealing green cards.
He was surrounded by phone-ys!
A tattoo.
A: That's the banjo player's porsche.
Pick a cod, any cod!
For the halibut
Becker the devil you know !
Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.
How red their necks are.
They both love clubbin'
