They both fiddle with a rod
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He fiddled up a little kid.
He was fiddling with the kids. *
Because he might fiddle with your kids.
You can spill your beer on a fiddle.
A fiddle between the sheets
He just started fiddling with it.
A: Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.
Hire a cunning linguist.
Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!
A: Deviled eggs.
Because like everyone in marketing, he always lets his own stuff slide...
He had allure.
Your place or mine
By watching the noose.
The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.
He was taking a sheet.
A coconut!
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
With a razor and their wrist.
Violins
Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
One is a super hero and the other is a command. *I'll show myself out...*
