What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

What's the difference between a telemarketer and a man with a multiphobic personality?

One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What's an alcoholic's favorite type of beer?

All of them

What beer do elderly rednecks drink?

Silver Mullet

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What's it called when you make sure you don't spill the wine?

Being carafe-ful.

Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

A: You get light music.

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Fiddle Jokes More Fiddle Jokes

Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia?

He fiddled up a little kid.

Why was the violin coach arrested ?

He was fiddling with the kids. *