What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a black guy and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put their chains on.

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

How do People in New Orleans have their beer?

Watered Down

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A: A cello burns longer.

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.

Fiddle Jokes More Fiddle Jokes

Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia?

He fiddled up a little kid.