What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

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What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself?

D'EAU!

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

Fiddle Jokes More Fiddle Jokes

Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

A: Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod