What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

Fiddle Jokes More Fiddle Jokes

Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

A: Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod