Why is the moon so grumpy?

It's just going through one of its phases.

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?

High Moon!

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

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Why was the Moon in a bad mood?

It was just going through one of its phases.

Why is the moon so grumpy?

It's just going through one of its phases.