Why is the moon so grumpy?

It's just going through one of its phases.

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What is worse than a dog howling at the moon?

Two dogs howling at the moon.

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

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Why was the Moon in a bad mood?

It was just going through one of its phases.

Why is the moon so grumpy?

It's just going through one of its phases.