Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

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What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

What's a priest on an egg called?

A brother

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What was Ryu's response when someone asked if they could have his autograph?

Sure you can!"

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

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What did the pirate say to his sister?

Aye sis

Why was this in the trash?

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Who's there ! Brighton ! Brighton who ?

Brighton-der the light of the moon !

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.