How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

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Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

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Why does the mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her b-shells.

What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

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What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P