What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce?

One's a grand car and the other's a grand car

Whats the difference between man united and a clown?

ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What does FTFY even mean?

I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.

What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Who loses?

America.

Ireland Jokes More Ireland Jokes

Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland?

Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.

Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

because the population is always Dublin.

Surf Jokes More Surf Jokes

What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

The www.erewolf.

What do you call a surfing Muslim extremist?

Radical.

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What tends to satisfy thirst the most?

Waterboarding.

What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.