When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.
1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat
The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe
It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.
What do you mean?
We're white and bulbous, just like America
Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.
Farty.
he thought he was going to Arrrland.
Because it has microwaves
On the Gin-ternet.
Because they hate waterboarding.