Why is the sand so quiet?

Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?

A rough draft

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.