Why is the sand so quiet?

Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

What did one sea say to the other sea?

Nothing, they just waved.