What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.

Why is the sand at the beach Wet?

because the sea weed.

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure?

The bucket

Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds?

The bucket

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.