What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah

What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

How does a south central chicken cross the road?

In a bucket

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.