They don't like getting sand in their crack.
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because the sea weed.
Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.
Nothing, it simply waved.
A churro.
You can't gargle with the sand.
It's a rough crowd ...Ba da bum chssh
Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.
Because of all the sand which is there.
Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm
Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)
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Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".
Sandusky
The reposts on reddit.
Because the seaweed.
Because of the sand, which is everywhere.
You can't gargle sand.
I ate sand.
I can't gargle sand.
Bury-toes. Hah hah
A rough draft
You can't unload sand with pitchforks.
Because of the sand which is there.
As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.
not enough sand.
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
You sand it!
A red jellyfish.
Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.
Cuatro Cinco.
Cuatro cinco
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He didn't want someone telling him what to do
You can't use a pitchfork to unload bowling balls.
Chemo-flage
It was unmiscible.
Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.
Pete.
You wave to him
A microwave.
Because gingers have no soul, and black people have too much!
Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.