What does Santa Claus call his more thuggish elves?

Gangsta wrappers!

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Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

What do you ask from Santa Claus this year?

Oh, just 50 dollars, like always.

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What kind of parasites do gangstas get?

Thug Lice.

What's a gangsta say when a house falls on him?

Get off me, homes!