What does Santa Claus call his more thuggish elves?

Gangsta wrappers!

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What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

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What's a gangsta say when a house falls on him?

Get off me, homes!

What kind of parasites do gangstas get?

Thug Lice.