How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs?

a bell.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

How do you make a hotdog with a tree?

You fold it

Hello Jokes More Hello Jokes

What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.