What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital?

Impatient OC from r/dadjokes

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Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?

A. The Ultrasound Guy

What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child?

Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Rdadjoke Jokes More Rdadjoke Jokes

Why is the white girl so odd?

Because she can't even. I'll be over in /r/dadjokes if you need me.

What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!