What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital?

Impatient OC from r/dadjokes

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Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who's the nicest guy at the hospital?

The ultrasound guy

How can you tell who's the head nurse at a hospital?

It's the one who has knee pads on.

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?

I'll get you next slime!

Rdadjoke Jokes More Rdadjoke Jokes

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

Why is the white girl so odd?

Because she can't even. I'll be over in /r/dadjokes if you need me.