Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country

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Party Jokes More Party Jokes

How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?

Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

What goes after USA?

USB.

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

What's the diffrence between Math and Emos?

Math problems actually exist

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What's Mexico's national sport?

Cross country

What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!