Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country

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Why did Gigi leave the party angrily?

Because she's Hadid.

What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

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What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?

Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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What do you call inventory that doesn't exist?

Finnish Goods

How many "Mean Girls" jokes is too many?

The limit does not exist

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What country has 6 faces, and 8 points?

Cuba

What country can't be hacked?

Madagascar, because all their ports are closed.