What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

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Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)

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answer "Scissors." then drive away..

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They're all, like, equal to me...

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What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

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What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste