Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the best thing about kids?

Making them!!!

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.

How does Negan hit a home run?

With a Lucille Ball.