Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the Trix bunny hand out eggs?

Chicks are for kids!

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

What do you call 50 feminists on a bus?

Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions?

Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.