Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone

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Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

What happens when geese land in a volcano ?

They cook their own gooses !

Appliance Jokes More Appliance Jokes

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

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Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS?

He was in Peake condition.

What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans?

vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.