Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone

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How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?

Take them out their wheelchair.

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.

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Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone

What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded."

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How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent