What happens when geese land in a volcano ?

They cook their own gooses !

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What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

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What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce?

impasta

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Why was the volcano so pleasant to be around?

Because he was so magmanimous.

What did one volcano call the other volcano?

An Ash-hole.

Goose Jokes More Goose Jokes

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

Geese Jokes More Geese Jokes

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

Why is one side of the V always longer than the other when geese are flying south for the winter ?

It's because there are more geese on that side.