Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

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What did YOU think I'm talking about?

Weirdos!!

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

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What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

Answer: A pair of slipper

What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

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What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

Why was the strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam!

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Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.

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Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances