So the dishwasher matches the appliances
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So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.
You're grounded."
Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone
His answer: "My mom."
A forty-carrot wedding ring.
Because she never marries the best man.
Because that would be "grounds" for termination!
DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"
Selfridges.
Turned down 4 watt
Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon Problem solved.
To teach their kids how to walk.
Because he was a quack head
One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!
Microwaves.
He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....
Discus
A pedal physician in the fetal position.
The variables aren't necessarily related.
The football player
