Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

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Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

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Liberace

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I glove you.

What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

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What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

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Because she never marries the best man.

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Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

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Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)

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Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?

Remarry

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What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded."

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.