Why's that?

I keep getting calls in the night.

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What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

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Why's that?

I keep getting calls in the night.

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel