Why's that?

I keep getting calls in the night.

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How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

What do you call a group of Beavers?

A hens nights

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Why's that?

I keep getting calls in the night.

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....