What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

Why are there no black cults?

Everyone drinks the kool-ade on the first day.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

A redditor

How many redditors does it take to post a joke to /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.

Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.

Why did you cut me down, lumberjack?

Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

What do Ethiopians do at night?

Starve.

Big Similarity Jokes More Big Similarity Jokes

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

Whack Jokes More Whack Jokes

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

What's the difference between a useless golfer and a useless skydiver?

The home golfer goes WHACK! "Oh no!" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa