What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What is the name of your Russian coworker you see the next day?

C. U. Tomorov

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

What's the meanest thing someone's ever said to you?

Oh, you're a redditor?

How many redditors does it take to send a letter?

Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.

Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

What's a Lumberjack's favorite drink?

A lager

What did the lumberjack see?

He saw a tree.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

What do you call it when the women in the back of a mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

Big Similarity Jokes More Big Similarity Jokes

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

Whack Jokes More Whack Jokes

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::